her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
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