right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
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