why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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