Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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