What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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