Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Swine flu. Run for my life!
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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