Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
he shaved USA in his pubs
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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