with your own penis?
i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
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