Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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