Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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