butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
last night I used snow as a chaser
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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