girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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