Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
Randomize