He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
Randomize
