I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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