i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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