You're completely useless in the revolution.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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