none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
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