Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
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