We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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