Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
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