im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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