You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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