I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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