his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Randomize
