He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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