He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
she looked like the before picture.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Randomize
