plz talk dirty to me
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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