I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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