Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
This is my gift to your gina
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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