You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
Randomize