Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
I think a kid would responsible me up
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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