just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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