Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Randomize
