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So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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