I'm gonna have a badass scar
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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