halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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