Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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