I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
