Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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