I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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