I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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