You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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