these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Randomize