i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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