Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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