look no pants
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
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