You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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