you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
Will exercising make me less horny?
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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