WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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