I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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