So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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