windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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