I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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