forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Houston, we have a squirter
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
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