Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
we're so committed to being not committed
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