Who wears a wallet chain?!
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
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