She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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